Friday, February 19, 2010

keep me in mind for your third wedding, please

It's happened again - the old "we love you Sooooooo much, but are not using you but will DEFINITELY keep you in mind in the future."


Hi ... thank you so much for getting back to me so quickly, and I apologize for not getting back to you sooner, things on my end have just been incredibly crazy. I have decided on another photographer ... mainly to save me some money. My sister-in-law referred me to you because of how beautiful (another brides) pictures came out ... and I absolutely love your work. I will, without a doubt, keep you in mind in the future. Thanks again!!

Honestly, what the fuck? I'm not sure if it's insulting or people are just plain embarrassed. "mainly to save me some money" Is that even english? Well, i'm sure their stunning event at the I-95 'Days Inn' will be the media event of the year.


just plain rude

if you're affected by the economy and cannot afford certain services, fine - but you don't have to be all cunty about it:


Hi There;

Unfortunately, your pricing seemed a bit steep, and given the current state of the economy, we noticed that many qualified and highly talented photographers are available at much more reasonable rates.

Thanks again,_ _ _ _ _ _


good luck with your JC Penny photographic stylings. You'll be divorced in no time anyway, and sitting home alone masturbating with a cucumber while watching 'Sex In The City' reruns.