Thursday, January 26, 2012

Craisglist Cunt

So this has been all over the internet like wildfire today, and this enchanting blog seems the perfect spot to highlight such an article. Please read then come back. We will wait...


OK- so without going into what the actual cost of doing business as a wedding photographer is, I will just say that no one, as far as I can tell, is holding this cheap redneck hostage in her Double-Wide forcing her to spend $3000. There are PLENTY of sites and photographers offering their services at a cut rate. Sometimes because they are starting out. Often just because they suck, but regardless--the options are available. If she would put down her Silver Bullet ( beer/ Vibrator? ...who knows, could be either) long enough to do some research she would see this is the truth. Turn on that dial-up, pop in that AOL floppy disc, and look up 'Budget Weddings' Or maybe, "Cheap-ass wedding photos"--anything will likely yield a result to compliment your Piggy Wiggly wedding bouquet, Payless Shoes and KFC Catering.

Ahhh--imagine the lucky guts that get to revel in the splendor of your Special Fucking Discount Day...most of whom you have slept with in order to raid money for the event of the milemnnium.