what the fuck is THAT. When a couple calls and tells you they have gone elsewhere for your services but then proceed to alleviate their guilt by saying how they will 'Recommend you to ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS!!"
"Uh yeah, Hi Susie, yes---say, Bill and I are getting married! Can you believe it? He finally popped the question...say, who did you use for your photography?"
"OH, well we HIRED the fine folks at Magical Wedding Fantasy Champagne Memory Studios, but YOU should call these OTHER people who we did not hire."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"Well they were SO nice and did such BEAUTIFUL work, it was unbelievable."
"But you didn't hire them...do you hate me or something?"
"NONSENSE we adore you, which is why you should call the people we didn't use--they were SO nice and we just LOVED everything about them."
"Are you high?"
"Well not yet today no, but you HAVE to call them, even though we did not use them. They're wonderful and we'd use them again for everything if we had it to do over, but we're not and never will so we won't have to worry about that!"
"I'm calling the hospital to take you away, Susie."
Do everyone a favor and drop the bullshit when you decide against a particular vendor...or you may go to The Funny Farm like Susie.
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