my prickly pussy

a GREAT back and forth between client and photographer

Obviously this cunty client had her rancid pussy waxed and was upset that it was getting all prickly and nasty again.

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I need to cancel my photo session scheduled for April. I'm no longer interested in having photos taken.

Thanks

Patty

Hi -

I just left you a vmail, please call me to discuss.

Thanks!

XXXXX

There's nothing to discuss. I can't work with vendor who can't provide timely responses.

Hi Patty,

I appreciate your honesty, and completely understand your frustration, 4 business days is too long to wait for an email response.

I am really sorry and upset that you have had a negative experience with us, I can assure you that we never want any client to feel the way that we made you feel.

I do not want to make excuses, however, I want you to know that we were out of the country shooting a destination wedding. I responded to all of the emails that I came back to as quickly as possible, and unfortunately it took me almost a week to catch up. I know that this cannot compensate for your frustration, but If you would still be willing to work with us and give us the opportunity to shoot your session, I would like to offer you a $200 discount on your package.

Please let me know or call me if you want to discuss anything at all.

Sincerely,

XXXXXX

Your contract neither provides language with regard to the return of the retainer, nor language expressing that the retainer is non-refundable. Seeing that in the current situation, the contract was terminated with cause (failure to acknowledge payment of the retainer and failure to respond to client communications for over a week -- I e-mailed you on and you did not reply for 8 days, I expect a refund of the $100 retainer. Please remit payment as soon as possible.

--Patty

You can call my cell phone anytime if you want to discuss your concerns.

Thanks,

XXXX

There is nothing to discuss.

You're going to refund the payment or you're not going to refund the payment. If you decide not to refund the payment, I will be forced to take further actions in order to secure a refund. - Patty

Hi Patty,

There are not enough words in the English language to express what an absolute joy it has been to work with you! Every time one of your emails appeared in my inbox it was as if Mother Nature had sent a little pocket of sunshine into my life. There's nothing in this world that could have brought me more pleasure than to issue you a refund via paypal. I wish you all the best in your future endeavors and I hope your wedding is an absolute dream come true.

Cheers!

You go from "completely understand[ing my] frustration" to (promptly) sending me an e-mail that is sarcastic beyond words. As you know, you work in a service industry in which the trust, confidence and comfort of the client is paramount in creating a final product with which all parties will be happy. For me, a reasonable level of responsiveness is necessary in order to feel comfortable. After not hearing from you for essentially a month since I sent my deposit (I understand destination weddings are much more exciting than day-to-day work at home), I felt incredibly uncomfortable going forward with the shoot, thus I canceled and requested a refund.

All of my actions were reasonable and well within my contractual rights. While I appreciate the prompt refund after opening a dispute with PayPal, your e-mail was mean spirited, offensive and unnecessary. All I wanted were some nice pictures for my fiancee, I would like to think that as a photographer with a beautiful book of work you would have been able to provide that.

--Patty

Mean spirited and sarcastic? That couldn't be further from the truth! I hope nothing more than perfection for you and your fiancee on your special day.

the newfangled Internetsweb

You know - it amazed me how many 'educated' people are unable to figure out the simplest things when it comes to ordering items online or using a password. Case in point - online events. These are bright people, CEO's (or their wives) in many cases - who are baffled by the concept of ordering an image online. Yet the most frustrating part of all is when it comes to passwords.

Clearly posted - in red - at the top of a given page - you'll be able to see something like:

Password is: susiejim2001

and yet...

...you would think you'd need a fucking decoder ring, degree in Latin & obscure languages and a retinal scan. These wacky broads sit there in their multi-million dollar homes while Consuela Sanchez busily dusts around them, and email or call asking:

"How do i find the password?"

"What do I need to do to get the password?"

"Why is my life failing?"

"This isn't working!!!!" they whine on voicemail messages, cocktail in one hand, finger jammed in their pussy with the other. BITCH - open your drug glazed Botoxed-Greenwich CT eyes and fucking READ.

I know this Internetweb thing is very confusing, Lots of things are confusing; why you look still like a lizard after all the WORK you've had done.

Why your kids were so confused when they discovered you blowing the pool cleaner.

Why your husband never comes home.

We're all confused by things my dears, but open your fucking eyes, READ and leave me alone.