You know - it amazed me how many 'educated' people are unable to figure out the simplest things when it comes to ordering items online or using a password. Case in point - online events. These are bright people, CEO's (or their wives) in many cases - who are baffled by the concept of ordering an image online. Yet the most frustrating part of all is when it comes to passwords.
Clearly posted - in red - at the top of a given page - you'll be able to see something like:
Password is: susiejim2001
and yet...
...you would think you'd need a fucking decoder ring, degree in Latin & obscure languages and a retinal scan. These wacky broads sit there in their multi-million dollar homes while Consuela Sanchez busily dusts around them, and email or call asking:
"How do i find the password?"
"What do I need to do to get the password?"
"Why is my life failing?"
"This isn't working!!!!" they whine on voicemail messages, cocktail in one hand, finger jammed in their pussy with the other. BITCH - open your drug glazed Botoxed-Greenwich CT eyes and fucking READ.
I know this Internetweb thing is very confusing, Lots of things are confusing; why you look still like a lizard after all the WORK you've had done.
Why your kids were so confused when they discovered you blowing the pool cleaner.
Why your husband never comes home.
We're all confused by things my dears, but open your fucking eyes, READ and leave me alone.
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