Saturday, June 30, 2012

Donner Party: table for 1...



PRO UPDATE 2017!
This venue has been taken over by caterers  who know what they are doing (finally!) and the food is absolutely delightful! HORRAY!!!!

Well the good folks in the vomitorium they call at kitchen at this well known waterside venue in Westport CT have outdone themselves this time around with their latest Vendor Meal concoction. Behold this slab of horror, which one can only presume is a human thigh or buttock. Gaze upon its rich golden urine like iridescent hues, which are so commonly found in meat products. Wonder in wide-eyed amazement how one can get something that was once alive to look like it's been dead for several years on the roadside.

What you cannot see is that under the chunk of gore sits a horrified heap of mushy mashed potatoes, hiding out for their lives wondering what they did in life as a gentle Idaho spud to end up suffocating under this heap of unidentifiable flesh.

And a couple paid for this--just keep that in mind.



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