I need this from you

here's a laugh riot thats ben making the rounds from someone who wants to book someone on a saturday in the peak-summertime for 4 hours and at a cut-rate price. Why not call you old baby sitter, as she probably has an old Instamatic lying around and could do this for you with all the style, care and pizzaz you obviously don't give 2 shits about:

Hi angryvendor,

The below referenced package is what I am seeking.

Could you let me know the price as well as payment schedule please?

1. 4 Hours – Coverage
2. 4X6 Prints
3. On-line viewing site for friends and family
4. High resolution CD Rom, with rights
5. Engagement sitting

Time Schdule for the event is from 5pm till 9pm

Can each item be itemized out please?

Regards,
Apain Intheass