another typical 'we love you but chose someone else' email

this was received by a reader recently:

Hi again, Thanks for the follow up but we already signed with another photograper. Your work speaks for it self and we will surely recommend you to others. -Beth Uh huh - so you REALLY 'loved' my work but before even meeting me you signed with another photographer, yet will refer me left and right. You crazy fucking bitch---. Well thats simply terrific. Good for you and your cheap-ass, discount wedding escapade. And 8 years from now, when your sitting home with a banana jammed up your pussy since your husband will have nothing to do with you, and you're surrounded by your 3 out-of control children, and you are looking at the photos you spent $699.00 on.... don't come crying to me how we 'should have known better'.... Sister---you get what you deserve and what you pay for. At and the dump you were having this nightmare at (along CT's coastline on the edge of the 'water' which is NOW notorious for multiple weddings simultaneously...YOU do the math) ...good luck with your special fucking day being anything other than yet another boring, by-the-book , over-planned factory venue monstrosity. Happy wedding, you cheap twat. I only wish the worst. Ohhh!! Did I say that out-loud?!