it's high -time, don't you think?

Isn't it about time someone started bloggin about how insane brides can be - and how shitty you get treated as a wedding 'vendor'. The name alone grates on my nerves..."Excuse me---Vendor--- Oh, we have a vendor meal for you in back, down the stairs next to the milk crates and old cans of soup!" Enjoy your day old sandwich, muthafucker. You don't need a fork, do you?"