'must have' wedding photos

MUST HAVE PHOTOS 

 my extra-special version

Ceremony 

•  The processional
  
•  Readers
  
•  Priest out of robe
  
•  Priest getting into robe
  
•  Priest in robe
  
•  Priest and young boys at altat
  
•  Young boys at lawyers 20 years later
  
•  Bride and groom saying vows
  
•  B&G exchanging rings
  
•  B&G swappin' spit
  

Before Reception @ restaurant as the sun goes down but not before we’re announced at the rear of the church before we enter the dining room on Thrursday unless it’s raining

•  At waterside
  
•  Bride taking shoes off/hiking dress over head
  
•  Groom’s disgusted face
  
•  Bride slapping Groom
  
•  B&G facing water
  
•  B with each attendant (water at back – close up...try to get some of the ocean but not too much as I don't want to see spaces in between the bodies but still want the feeling of the ocean, and I want them in height order but loose and casual...ok?)
  
•  G with each attendant (water at back – close up)
  
•  B&G with various strangers from the street
  
•  B&G with groundskeepers and lifeguards and crabs from the ocean
  
•  B&G with waitresses
  
•  B&G&H&D&F&K&T with everyone
  
•  Whole party staggered at waters edge
  
•  Whole party as they fall into ocean
  
•  Flowergirl drowning
  
•  Everyone laughing! OH! THE FUN WE'LL HAVE!
  

Reception

•  Entrance
  
•  Toasts
  
•  First dance – do NOT stop us for the picture!!
  
•  Bride and father dance – do NOT stop us for the picture!!
  
•  Catering hall on fire – do NOT stop us for the picture!!
  
•  Groom falling on dry ice splitting open head– do NOT stop us for the picture!!
  
•  Groom and mother dance
  
•  Groom and Mistress dance
  
•  Bride and lesbian affair dance
  
•  Cake table
  
•  Cake-cutting ceremony
  
•  Couple feeding cake
  
•  Couple shitting out cake in 8 hours photo
  
•  Bride taking a piss during reception
  
•  Groom masturbating in bathroom
  
•  Bride fucking bestman in hallway near kitchen
  
•  cunty bridesmaid having cigarette outside
•  Grooms mother changing bloody Kotex
  
•  Gramma drooling into minestrone soup
•  Bouquet toss
  
•  Fat, hopeless chick reaching for bouquet thinking it means she may actually get married some day, however unlikely that really is.
  
•  The wedding party tables
  
•  Family tables
  
•  B&G saying goodbyes
  
•  B&G in limo counting money received and driving to bank
  
•  Groom trying to fuck Bride in limo as Bride claims she has a headache
  
•  Groom sucking limo drivers cock instead